Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
yea ur players may be good but have they ever scored with their butts
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
La Decima Moments (7/?) | 24-05-14
Captain Iker Casillas shows off the Champions league trophy to the fans gathered at Cibeles to celebrate the win.
resident evil outbreak ✖ the cast