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Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I’m doing.

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cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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  #ME  #BYE


most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

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yea ur players may be good but have they ever scored with their butts

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me: better check my phone for texts from friends
me: *checks phone*
me: better get some friends
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do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus

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  #I.....  #bye

La Decima Moments (7/?) | 24-05-14

Captain Iker Casillas shows off the Champions league trophy to the fans gathered at Cibeles to celebrate the win.

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resident evil outbreak the cast

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